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Posted in November 30, 2007 ¬ 5:44 pmh.admin

How to be annoying (Guide)?

* Adjust the color of your TV so that all people are green, and insist on different vous''comme that way.''* drum on every available surface. * Sing the Batman theme Copies of FBI warnings. * Cosa against Gaza theft detector in the backpacks of people. * Write the surprise ending of a novel on its first page. * Define the drive-through order is''.''* alarms at random times. * Purchase of large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off. * Request a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon. * Honk and wave strangers. * Dress only in Hunter orange clothing. * Change channels five minutes before the end of each program. * Sweating de''La Tape Oldies''sur highlight some movies to rent. * Reduction of sitting in a restaurant and simply eat their complementary currencies in the cash register. * Only type in uppercase. * Just type in lowercase. * Dont use any punctuation either. * Buy lots of traffic cones and orange reorient the whole streets. * Pay for your dinner with coins. * Repeat everything someone says as a question. * Repeat the following conversation a dozen times:''Do you How ?'''' heard ?'''' Regardless, it's gone now.''Flares * Light on a cake birthday. * Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley. * Leave a tip in Bolivian currency. * Push all the flat Lego pieces firmly. * The laundry, use one dryer for each of your socks. * Whenever possible, skip rather than walk. * Stand on one shoulder, mumbling as they read. * Complete song 99 bottles of beer. * Leave your signal and fifty miles. * Pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk to her. * Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping in the bottom of his chin. When almost done, annoncer''Non, wait, I messed up!''And repeat. * Operating a - block. * Name Ask your dog dog''.''* people what gender they are. * Reply to everything someone says avec''C'est what you think.''* Lick the filling of all cookies, and place the items in the cookie tray. * Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener that agréable''vrai strong.''* Wives himself routinely to furniture, informing the curious that you do not want tomber''au When Big is sold.'' * After a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol. * Deliberately hum songs that remain lodged in the brain co-workers, such que''Feliz Christmas,''the Sugar''ou''l'M "Archies. Theme song Rogers. * While doing presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet. * Lie obviously about trivial things such as time of day. * Sounding noises when a large person backs. * Leave the Christmas lights and lit until September. * Change your name Aaaaasmith to John for the great glory of being first on the agenda. They claim it's a Hawaiian name, and calls for People * pronounce each A. Sit in your yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if slow. * Chew on pens that you have provided. * Invent jargon meaningless information in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance. * Use a lot of cologne. * Ask someone à''interface''avec. * Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and to claim the faster speed is necessary because of the higher mind votre''traitement.''* sing in the opera. * Mow the lawn with scissors. * At a golf tournament, the chant''swing-batatatatatata-suhWING mache!''* Complete all your prayers with words''in accordance with the prophecy.''* Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem does not rhyme. * Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and scribble their answers in a notebook. Muttering something about psychological de''profils.''* Stare at static on the TV and pretend that you can see a photo''magie.'' * Select the same song over fifty Once jukebox. * Scuff your feet on a dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims. * Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that tells you more all the time. * Never make eye contact. * Never break eye contact. * Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands on their ears. * Construction of developing circles culture''''dans your lawn. * Create your own tricordeur''''et''scanner''les People want with it, announcing the results. * Give a play by play account of each individual action in a nasal voice of Howard Cassel. * Holler random numbers while someone is counting. * Make an appointment for September 31. * Invite lots of people elsewhere. * Send fifty copies of this list to everybody you know.

A rather annoying, thanks!